Friday, June 30, 2006

done and done

So....


I think it should be mandatory that people should come with warning labels. Things like:


Warning:


Will cheat on you.


Will lie to you.


Will neglect you.


Will hurt you and not give a shit.


Things like that. At least that way you have an idea what you're getting. So you can decide whether or not you want to be their friend or be their lovah.

It's funny how you know deep down inside that things are wrong and that it's over but you still have that mini idea that maybe just maybe that person could change. NOPE.

I made a crucial decision about a week ago that I had to make and now I know the answer and I have to live with it. That part of my life is over and in a weird way I feel relieved and hopeful for tomorrow. I understand that in some way I deserve this....I have not always treated others with respect.

This is my time to put all the me into me and my little one and not into someone who doesn't deserve it.

With all that said know that I am not bitter but just wanted to vent...

Thursday, June 29, 2006

not a star anymore

As if anybody gives a shit you crazy bitch. I am so over engourging myself on my pop culture everyday and having to read some cockamayme story on this beast.
So, you lost weight............. who cares?
So, you got married.......he's gay dumbass.
So, you're a lawyer.......then you'll have something fall back on.
So, you're leaving The View....................is that show still on????
Seriously, enough of you . You kinda scare me a little.

pregos





Umm...she does look nice. Britney would like to thank her stylist,

we're all stars

Another sign of the Apocolypse.

bombs


Yeah.....sometimes when clothes don't fit you just gotta make it work.....especially at a "charity" event for the movie "Just my Luck". Nice.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

shock

My bestest friend forever (dont ever change) and I decided to make a video about "the shocker". Because we had drank a bit and thats about the only reason. Enjoy...



Tuesday, June 27, 2006

posts


Hey pals, I know my posts are a bit lame today and last night. I am going to post a bunch later..promise..come back later and see,ho. Come.. back... and see.

weiner




Look I'm not one to be rude....ehe hem....but Olivia looks like a spicy sausage in that thing..like those spicy red hot dog thingys.

dosie do, ho

When I see this picture I feel like "Cotton - eyed Joe" is gonna start up....

Monday, June 26, 2006

cornflakes

This shit is funny as hell.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

My Space


Why is it that people just love to hurt people or have no respect for others on this thing? I think today is the day that I delete my account and rise above the drama and immaturity that MYspace brings out in people. Number one is it completely consumes people in that you check it all day on the half hour. Number two if you break up with someone, they have shit on there that they hope you see that will hurt you. Number three if you have any enemies, instead of saying shit to you to your face they will make a blog and call you everything in the book to hurt you. I have been privy to all of these things and have done them all as well. Which is why I am over it and am going to delete my account. I mean, didn't I graduate highschool....like years ago? And if you're my friend, then you know how to get in touch with me.... I don't need a comment to justify our friendship so that I "look popular" on the internet. It makes me literally nauseated when I see something that I don't need to. I wish I could block out the fucking page so I wasn't allowed to check anyone's or create another account if I miss it. It seriously has caused utter drama in my life and when I was with my other it caused insecurity and jealousy in both of us. Today I have made a decision and I am sticking to it. Peace the fuck out myspace......aka highschool.




Update: It has indeed been deleted..

in the bear


Um yeah.....for real now, is this really what is in style now....an old man vest with denim panties? SERIOUSLY?? I mean....dayamn (shakes head) ..... she's so little maybe thats all she could find in her son's toy box to wear...thank God for Build a Bear workshops. Somewhere in England there's a poor naked, violated teddy bear crying inside...

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Monday, June 19, 2006

toxic indeed


So I wasn't going to tap into Britney today but I quickly slapped my face and decided I should stick to making fun of her.......she obviously doesn't give a shit anymore.



I love that she has to keep saying that Kevin is a "man". I know I don't know the guy but impregnating women and leaving them does not a man make. Another thing is if you notice , which isn't hard to do, she looks like holy hell. For some reason, Britney didn't come with her publicist or anything and she insisted on doing her own hair and make-up. Hence the Sally's hair extentions. I mean her right eye lash comes off when she breaks down about the paparatzi. I just feel so bad for her. And what the shit is she wearing.......where is the self respect?
And heres a compilation of what she was before fucking Kevin...literally.....I can't tell you how over douchebags I am...


wow

mas


Ok so I'm as obsessed with the whole Brangelina thing as the next person but I have a couple of issues with the thinking that is going on. They just had a freaking baby.....and she's all ready for the next adoption? We all get it Angelina.....you're the NICEST person in the world. How are you gonna be able to give your time to all your children when you're too busy looking for more?



Shit, you wanna adopt somebody...... I'm open.