poof

Um...I'm guessing she knows theres a huge hole in the front of her pants......oh wait....thats a key chain.

over

What the shit is he doing in public?! They need to give him a meal and some soap or something else....I mean who is Constantine gonna call? Seriously?

Dude, I think I'm more famous than he is....for real....rememeber this shit....?

im not sick

Alright my bitches....I have returned from what I can only say was Satan's idea of a bad cold. I can't tell you how bad it was. But hopefully it's behind me along with my ridiculous teacher who I call the Paper Pusher. Other than all that shit my life has gotten a whole lot better and clearer than ever. Mr. J and I have moved to a different level in our relationship and it is a wonderful feeling. I have a mini break before my next quarter and plan on cleaning like a crack head and blogging the shit out of some celebrities....so thank you for your patience and without further ado.....here we go....

MY pictures for some reason arent loading up.....so i need to look into that...sorry.

AND WE'RE BAAAAAACKKK!!!!!!

sick

OK, OK, so I dont want to hear how small and stupid my posts have been lately. I have had the virus from hell. It has whopped me for 7 days and counting, plus I have 2 finals to study for and 2 big projects to finish....I will be back to normal after this weekend just gimme a break. Thank you......btw I miss you too guys.

role model

This is definitely my favorite digital short....bar none

stick

My brother had sent this to me like a year or so ago and we we're talking about it tonight.....I think it's hilarious...I think the roles can be switched sometimes..

WOW.

breaf

Just about the greatest moment this week on my TiVo.

video

This is one of my favorite SNL skits...enjoy.

beach

"OOps!! I dropped my dadgum rang ya'll!"

"La-Te-Da...Feels much better without it."

"HA! Lookee there, I'm not married anymore!!!!! Yippe!"

"Hey ya'll! I dropped my rang out there and I'm not married anymore!!!!!!"

"What's that? Sean Preston is opening up his first bag of Cheetos?!!!!!"

"Thats it, darlin'....just like Mama showed you...."

MMMMMMM....

Just Because

girls

"So, I like woke up this morning and felt not that feminine Fergie, could you take a picture with me so I can feel a bit more girly?"

"Thanks trann-- I mean Fergie.."

swollen

So sometimes I feel that this is a sham....but if you look really closely to her ankles they are swollen.....thats all I'm gonna say people.

louder

I cannot wait to see these bastards in April.....I saw them last year and they were quite cash. Look at the tranny, Fergie with her rope hair....eww.

love

Courtney Love is apparently writing a book about her life and her father is afraid she is going to write that she was given drugs when she was a 3 year old by him. He has threatened to sue her.

"I know she has told other people I gave her drugs when she was three years old,
which she cannot possibly remember and is absolutely untrue as I was an anti-drugs counselor in the 1960s." He adds, "But I fear what she might write now to make the book sell."

And just because this is the funniest shit I've ever seen her do, I give you.......Courtney Love.

the boss

Man, this guy needs to stop coming in to work everyday. He's so freaking awkward! Mr. J and I have a hard time watching him when we watch Best Week Ever or The Soup. I mean, it sounds like he has something in his mouth when he's talking in this video.........I think it's a mixture of failure and sadness ....ahahahhaahha. Ok, here's something awkward to watch. Enjoy.

tomb

So this is the new Lara Croft.

I mean, she's hot. But no one will touch the hotness of Angelina. I think she looks way better.

I just really think this shit is funny