jesus

Before I get into my little rant, let me just say that I am thankful that I was blessed with some intelligence and class.

With that being said,

WHAT THE SHIT IS THE MATTER WITH THIS BITCH!!!!!!!!??????

Britney "irreversibly brain-damaged" Spears and her "catch" Kevin Federline are making a nativity scene in their son's room and making him the baby Jesus.

Dude, I couldn't make this shit up if I wanted to.

"It cost an absolute fortune. But at least she didn't have to buy a baby Jesus - because Sean is playing the part", the interviewer said.

(Sean is her son's name for all that do not know)

Are you freaking kidding me?! Yeah, Brit, thank god you SAVED money on the baby Jesus. Brit, you could've saved a ton of money by not acting like an idiot and building a f*cking nativity scene in your son's room. She's got like donkeys and horses and shit..........in her son's room.

It's like watching a car crash very, very slowly.

k-fed at work

A sample from a douchebags mind.

Durdurururudurdurdurururdur...I need more cigarettes......durdurururudurdurur.

Durdur.........I got them...durdurduruuduurrrrdur..right, left, right, left.....keep head down...durdurdurdurdurdrrrruuuurrr.

Durdurdur...those cornrows were too tizzight I'm glad I took them out.....durdurdururururudurururr.

magic stick

So, you're looking for a great Christmas present?

Look no further....

50 cent (pronounced fitty cent...........for real, I was corrected at a club once.....it wasn't pretty) is making a version of his hoo ha to share with the world. A motorized one, mind you. Yep, he has decided that it should be waterproof so that women can "utilize it" in the club........I mean tub.


He says and I quote,"Blue is my favourite color, so it would probably be blue. But I don't know how big. I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo."




If they put this picture on the front he won't have to worry too much about women using it as much as men.

dumb

Britney, Britney, Britney.....tsk tsk......damn girl........think.

So, the feud between Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears has ceased.

Apparently, Christina sent Britney a gift basket. I'm thinking it was probably full of soap, a hairbrush and some coupons. Britney called her to say thanks. Nothing too crazy there but it goes on to say that Britney sent her a book on how to keep your marriage happy, a self-help book..................let that sink in.

First of all, is she like on some mission to make herself look irreversibly brain damaged every day of her life? How you gonna send a book on happy marriage tips to someone when you have the most pathetic attempt of one yourself? That's like Michael Jackson sending a book to people about better sleepovers. Yeah, go fish, Brit. Try again.


da source yo.

like johnny cash

So.........this is Mr. J.

Mr J. is a badass photographer.

Mr. J has a site that I would like for you to look at.

Mr. J has some photographs on there that he took along with this one which I think is hot as shit.

I would like it if you could comment on them in here.

You have to have an account there to comment.

Mr. J is also fiiiiiiyyyiihhhhiiiiinneee.

Click his hot ass picture to see his ass crazy talent.

I mean it bitches. Click.

damn bitch

Ok.....so when we went to the BEP concert at the begining of this month this is what we saw.....


I didn't take these pictures at the concert but they were taken this week.


I wasn't going to say anything about the way she looked because it would seem as if I was just jealous of her due to the fact that I'm a girl. Understand this.....I am very down with a chick thats hot, ok? Fergie, as far as I can remember is hot...... Fiiiiiyyyiinnnee if you will. This is supposed to be Fergie.......ok......ok it is Fergie.......but I almost could swear it was her mother or some sort of monkey bat thing crossed with a yoda baby. She's always denied rumors about having work done.....well, if she hasn't, then maybe she should.

Here's something to help forget the image above.

You're welcome.

ass crazy

**Warning** This entry is about me so if you don't know me or hell even if you do you might get bored. Thank you.

My Thanksgiving weekend was full of fun crazy. I managed to make an incredible Thanksgiving dinner that fed my imeadiate family that consisted of 9 people, which may not mean shit to you but for me it's a big deal. I am the baby of the family and everyone came to my house for the first time and ate. It was awesome. Mr. J came by after all that and ate and we played Madden 2005 on da box and I hate to say it babe but I whooped........dat..............ass.

Work was absolutely too much. I hate it.

I played a little poker on Friday and won half the pot. It was crazy cause I was the only girl there. It was with all my buddies and I beat them. It was bitter sweet. But fun as hell.

Other than that everthing is great and I can't complain......

mrs God warrior

AAWW HEELLLLL YESSS!!!

My favorite reality bitch, Margret Perrin ,will be on Jay Leno tommorow night!!!!!!!!!

Don't miss this. This will be her last 2 minutes of "fame" so enjoy it..

Believe it and click

I hope she wears the shirt I sent her before. She looks so relaxed in it....don't you think?

control

It's Miss Fatty if you're nasty.

I mean DAYYAMMMnn Janet. Remember these days?

Janet stop eating....ok? Food won't love you back................see?

turkey lurkey

Peace out until I feel like posting.

Mad hoff props to rumpy

hot

I am love, love, lovin' me some Duff boots. Not too sure on my view on her but that bitch has some hot ass boots. If I were her that's all I would've worn out there on stage. What.....? It's not like she couldn't use the popularity.

hey ladies...get funky

One of my favorite shows just came out with their new season DVD.

No, really the Golden Girls just dropped their season 3 DVD in stores yesterday in NYC. I love them and I hope they live to see the next season.

look

It's funny how he's wearing that shirt with her.......when she turns around he must start spitting mad rhymes to distract her from reading it....that or throw a bag of cheetos in the other direction.

I don't know if this picture is new or old I just love the shirt.

smoke and mirrors

You know if they actually were this happy......I would be nice. But they're not so I won't.

This is what they really look like.

If they really wanted to be out of the spotlight all they would have to do is stand by a trash can. I don't think you could see them.

hey you

This video and song is badass.

Not saying he's super hot but there is something about Jonathan Davis that is so damn sexy.

Click the Twisted Transistor video.

Do what I say.

me

I was asked recently to update on my life once in a while.

Sure.

My life is steady now, I guess that would be the correct term for it. My weekend was fun. I watched a die hard redneck dressed from head to toe in Dale Earnhardt Jr. gear, who, by the way was drinking a Budweiser, walk into a club and sit at a table all by himself. I then watched him after a couple of those Budweisers squat down and wave his hands like a hard core gangster from the streets on the dance floor. It was, without a doubt, the last thing I would've expected to see him do. I got my ass beat in bowling by the great Mr. J and slapped a stripper on her ass with a dollar bill......whaaaaaat?! It was nice weekend. That is all.

allllriiight

This is why I love Family Guy so much.................randomness.

Yes...click it.

You need to let it load first...

pine

And nnnooooow.........a new section called, who has a crush on me.....

David "HOLY SHIT" Beckham

Adrian "DAYAMM" Brody

For real guys. The phone calls I can handle, but the crying and claiming you're pregnant is a little much.....we've been through this.

nice socks

Just when I think it can't get any better.......GQ, ok, of all magazines has made Kevin Federline 2005 Man of the House. It seems as though he is getting rewarded for being a piece of shit husband.

That's awesome.

The little article goes on to say,"K-Fed cemented his role as America’s premier slacker spouse/sex symbol." Ummm.......? What? Sex symbol huh? More like a use birth control symbol. I'm not even going to go into all the reasons this shit is wrong.

Look at yourself Kevin....almost like looking into the future huh?

eat it

Hey fat ass. Put down the sandwich and quit eating.





I like her bra though....wait......oh....bras are for breasts ...my bad.