the jerk

Happy Birthday to Steve Martin who turns 61. You're awesome.

artificial

So there is someone I know that posted a rant in their blog and it got me thinking about how I agree and how false people make me sick. SO, Here is a personal rant and most of it is from the reply I left them.

I, too have found myself not interested in unnecessary things and people.

Especially people who are fake and say one thing to a "friend" about someone and say and act another way to that same someone or close friends thinking it wont get back to them. Or even talking to someones significant other when they shouldn't be especially if there has been a break up thinking it wont get back to them. Because they usually get back together.

I find these people artificial and wont go out of my way to be their friend.

That is where I am strong.

I can end something quietly and stick with it. Sorry your luck with people is not so great. I completely understand.

The only advice I can give you is to remember that people are people no matter what. And that you yourself havent always done the right thing and perhaps have talked about someone behind their back or been false in some way. I know I have at moments in my life and understand why things like that happen from time to time.

So, sorry to anyone I have hurt or couldn't fully give them the friendship they wanted . The ones that deserved it, that is. You know who you are.

Sometimes you cant see a persons true character until years have passed or they are put in a certain situation. I usually dont make people real friends until I have seen them in a real situation and watched their character come out or what I am when I am around them.

Then I decide.

Which has worked wonders for me.

I know it sounds harsh but I know what I need and want in my life. I have recently let people who are or were my supposed "best friends" go. Internally at least.

Like I said....quietly.

I have 2 true girlfriends who I adore and I feel like thats all I need. I have one true guy friend who I love more than I even know, who is my mate at the same time. I am set. I am grateful for them and know that they will be the ones that last.


So, in closing, learn from me and my mistakes. If you don't want to be hurt or wonder why your "friends" are fake and talking shit about you or talking to your ex or whatever, don't do it to them or anybody else. Cause trust me, it all comes back.

plug

youtube

So do you remember the video of the ..um..person with pink hair singing Ode to my Family? Well I have decided to rave about him and his website. He has so many great videos that he has done by lip synching and is very talented with the way he makes the songs seem like they're his. There is also a project in the making called " A Melancholy Kind of Godspell". Which I think is rendition of "Godspell" which was musical about the gospel of St. Matthew. But I could be wrong. Head over and check it out.


le site... www.lowbudgetstudios.com

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=LowBudgetStudios

Here's another one of my favorites.....

dana carvey

OH

MY

GOD

I have been looking for this video for like evah....by far my favorite Dana Carvey Show sketch

This is a close second....

That completely makes my week. I love youtube.com, love it.

music

So there's this new thing I put on here. It's right above my eyes and its a little radio with one song. I'll randomly change it based on my mood. Just wanted to point it out.

to do

Ok kids....it's the time of the week where I disappear. I am going to try to post this weekend...really. I have lots of work and fun and dancin' to do. But, I am going to put forth an effort to post. I am also gonna start posting my weekends on here when Monday's roll around. Just because. Ok with that all said please enjoy my favorite video of the week.

Which is something else I am doing too on Thursdays.....enjoy.

strabismus

I feel preety damn good about my test..but we'll see.

I have to wait a week to find out.

test

I have a big test today that I crammed for. So wish me luck and think of me at 5:30 p.m.. I'll be freaking out and possibly crying through a long and ridiculously high expectation test. I should know my score by the end of class....maybe I'll post it.

yay

It is the best pre birthday present ever to see my Christian Troy again.

sunscreen

This song made me cry a little tonight. :) Please watch.

meet the barker no s

So my favorite celebrity couple is divorcing.....the sadness is unmeasurable for this little blogger. I loved them together. I loved the kids. Shanna always reminded me a bit of me. Cutsey baby talk, spoiled, strong, and lets her man be a man. Well, I guess he didn't like it too much because he filed for divorce.

On a personal note, it seems like people just divorce cause things get hard. 1 in 3 marriages end in divorce in just the first 5 years. I feel like unless your life is in danger or your kids life then that is what a marriage is...learning and growing. Didn't you marry that person because they made you feel better as a person or they helped you grow in some way? Things aren't and weren't always easy. Just cause things get hard that doesn't mean get a divorce. It's how you get through those times that makes you who you are. It means for better and for worse...sorry, but it's true. They're called vows. But, I have no idea what happened to them or what the reason was so I shouldn't say anything. Just sparked a nerve and wanted to vent. Let's say goodbye to the Barker's with this cool video of them.

virgo

Week of August 7, 2006

There may be a very logical reason for why your lover said this or said that or didn’t say this or didn’t say that, but guess what? It is not your job to figure out what that reason is. Yes, your brain is hard at work like a little computer analyzing, evaluating, and nit-icking in order to keep every comment, act, and e-mail in a neat little compartment. This week, however, your computer is likely to have a meltdown when your brain goes into overdrive as it tries to process all the waves of information that are bombarding it. Doesn’t it feel like you get 20 different mixed signals from your lover a day? Maybe he or she only likes you between the hours of 2 and 4 in the afternoon, or 9 to 10 at night. The other possibility is that the one you love is actually looking for more solid signals from you. Perhaps you are sending out mixed messages yourself. Subconsciously, you might be doing this as a defense mechanism in order to keep yourself from getting hurt. Either way, it does no good to interpret the other person’s signals until you have your own broadcasting system up and working.

annie

No more I love you's

The language is leaving me in silence

Some of the most commanding lyrics I've ever heard...I remember this as a little girl when my mom used to listen to it.....so much meaning.

sexy love

I love...love...love...this song. Makes me all emotional..lol. I know.......sad.

The lyrics are nice too.....I'm all about lyrics.

time

I know my posts are kinda small lately. I have school and it rules my life. Plus, I am moving through a bittersweet moment in my life and I need to really see what I am going through. I am going to still post so don't give up on that girl....:)

I'll be back.....trust me.

love my bitch

HAYYYYYY

Ok I fixed it..........

love my bitch

This is the song that I can't get out of my head this week.

neat

sexy back

I hope you get to see it cause they like to delete things like this for shit like copyright nonsense...this video is hot. Very Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Watching it makes me wanna slap Britney and be like WTF were you thinking leaving and cheating on this man???

If this is any testament to how sexy he is in real life......damn.

Damn I say.

puty the greedy

Richard Hatch has been sent to a federal prison in Oklahoma as he serves a 51-month prison sentence for failing to pay taxes on the $1 million he won on the debut season of the reality TV show, "Survivor."

Hatch arrived several days ago at the Federal Transfer Center in Oklahoma City, Okla. It was not immediately clear why Hatch was moved or whether he will serve out his prison sentence at the facility, which is a hub for prisoners transferring through the federal system.

A federal jury convicted Hatch in January of failing to pay taxes on the "Survivor" prize and other income. He was sentenced in May to 51 months in prison by a judge who said the reality TV star had lied repeatedly on the witness stand.

Hatch had previously been held at the Plymouth County Correctional Facility in Massachusetts. Hatch would prefer to serve his sentence near family in Rhode Island or in Florida, said his lawyer, Michael Minns.

"He should be in a camp," said Hatch's attorney, Michael Minns. "The camps are the most comfortable of the uncomfortable. They are still jails, but they get to see the sky and be outside. It's bad for Richard, who is an outdoor person."

source

That's crazy to think that going on that show would lead him to like 4 years of prison time....I mean I know him not paying taxes is why he's in jail but inevitably, winning that money puty the greedy in him and now he's on his way to ....Survivor, the ass pounding series.

happy

80's

If you can get through this whole video, leave me a comment so I can help pay for some counseling.

Such a great song.

This is a great band...er...was.

The last one...... but it makes me smile instantly when I hear it.

"Shine sweet freedom

Shine your light on me

You are the magic

Youre right where I wanna be

Oh sweet freedom carry me along

Well keep the spirit alive on and on"

love that shit

*update: some guy said on youtube that at 2:15 when he says 'you are the magic', he spits...lmfao...I had to share that with you

bad

Seriously, I am at a loss.

I am a self proclaimed plastic surgery supporter, even though I do not have any.....yet. But I only support GOOD plastic surgery. I know Tara Reid isn't like raking in the dough anymore, but still, you'd think she could have found a legit doctor to perform a simple liposuction and breast augmentation. Granted I have done research and know that when you have lipo that you shouldn't eat or drink heavily afterwards because of the rippling it will do to your skin. I am sure she was told this.

Tara Reid being told not to drink heavily is as asinine as David Hasselhoff being told not to try so hard...it's not possible.

It's like she went into the office and asked for the 68 year old special. Shit, she's only 30.

Remember the old Tara?

Yeah, she looks like her mom now...ehhhggguhhh. Makes me second guess my decision to nip and tuck.

skate

Ok so apparently Jessica Simpson wants Nick to be jealous.....this video is...ehhh let's say...alright. It's got cool cameos and it's very old Madonna too. Which is ok but you know. I do like the roller skating. I don't quite know what to say about the ice cream thing because I haven't decided if its sexy or awkward. All in all its alright.

fat

Just sayin.....

london

I am very hesitant on promoting anything that Fergie does...........but I do like this song.

day

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

58

Happy Birthday Richard Simmons....you stud.

hang

Who knew Uma Thurman had a big rack? This guy does and apparently so did her elbows.

stuff

Time to endorse some thangs I love.....



Probably the best tasting energy drink evah....and goes great with vodka.

This smells soo dang good. I put a bit on one day from a tester at my tanning salon and forgot I had it on and kept smelling this scent and was like DAYAHM.....then realized of course it was me ...

Ok that's it for now.

kick

These be the songs consuming me this week.....I hear them in my head when I'm walking around and shit ....

cause I'm gangsta....that's why.

gilette

Yeah when you shave your chest to try and "fool" us I would imagine that it itches Pink..

savy

So I went to see this tonight and really enjoyed it about the first hour and 45 mins. But then I realized that it was an hour longer.. don't get me wrong, I loved the movie and all the special effects but I just think it was a lot of information to shove into peoples head at once. But, who am I to say anything....I could watch Johnny Depp all day long.

Speaking of movies..I am so ready for this.

life

Today when I woke up I realized what I wanted and did not want in my life. So , I decided to make sure everything I did not want was out. And thankfully it is. I know where my heart is.

On a side note, I think it is funny how people become friends again with people when they have nothing left. How they swear they are finished and bam....when they become alone again....the banned ones are back. I guess that's what life is all about... changing your mind. I, too know that feeling well. But, I am not going to worry about any of that shit anymore...and when I say I ban someone...know that I am done.

vids

I have declared Thursday random video day...so that I may have a break..... enjoy even though it Wednesday night...

When I see this I swear I die laughing. I have a very close friend who can do what Dorothy does at about 0:55...he's a master.

This is just because the intro makes me wish I was a back updancer.

I literally came close to peeing myself......seriously.

Happy Fourth of July bitches. I am going to be spending the day with my buddy and pinty. I will post later.

the light

This is my ultimate favorite bestest song. When I think about love and the right thing to say or feel this is what I hope someone would want to say..... enjoy it.

"....I know your heart is weathered by what studs did to you

I aint gon assault em cause I probably did it too

Because of you, feelings I handle with care..."

"...Lets stick to understandin and we wont fall

For better or worse times, I hope to me you call

So I pray everyday more than anything

Friends will stay as we begin to lay..."

"...Granted we known each other for some time

It dont take a whole day to recognize sunshine..."

love it...

free

So, Lil Kim has been released on good behaivor. She ended up serving 10 months instead of 12 for a perjury conviction stemming from her testimony in a shooting trial in New York City. She looks a bit plump...like her face...but very happy.

NY DAILY NEWS reports that, Lil Kim will be greeted with barbecue chicken, macaroni and cheese, salmon pasta salad, rice and peas and a fruit plate from the Watt Co. when she walks in the door in Alpine, N.J..

And I'm sure hair extensions, nails, 48 pounds of makeup, and tacky outfits with pasties.

candy

It's like watching a crime in progress. He looks like those girls grandpa. Why is this happening. Do you remember those videos you can make at Six Flags? The ones where they have a back drop and you lip synch? Yeah I think I've found the "studio" that allows the Hoff to continue to "produce" "music".

just fine

"That IMO is how you know you have met the one, because they will enrich your life so much that YOU will have a better opportunity to grow, and love, and experience, and share, and to just be you and realize your true potential in a way that you could not without them playing a significant part of your life."

Wow...so very true. Thank God for my 3 fans. I'm really glad I am able to take a step back and look at things a bit differently now.

Tis true that people can change. An old friend of mine of whom I am no longer acquainted with had made me realize that a while ago. I guess when you feel screwed over your mind allows you to have fury thoughts and things come out that you don't mean.

I know that being in my past relationship made me see things so differently and to be honest with you I do not allow anyone to really affect me to the point of change...yes I did say change. I feel like a better person for knowing him and experiencing the things I did with him regardless of the outcome. So, no matter what his purpose was or is in my life I am grateful for the journey and honestly have no regrets.

Thanks for your comment anonymous

done and done

So....

I think it should be mandatory that people should come with warning labels. Things like:

Warning:

Will cheat on you.

Will lie to you.

Will neglect you.

Will hurt you and not give a shit.

Things like that. At least that way you have an idea what you're getting. So you can decide whether or not you want to be their friend or be their lovah.

It's funny how you know deep down inside that things are wrong and that it's over but you still have that mini idea that maybe just maybe that person could change. NOPE.

I made a crucial decision about a week ago that I had to make and now I know the answer and I have to live with it. That part of my life is over and in a weird way I feel relieved and hopeful for tomorrow. I understand that in some way I deserve this....I have not always treated others with respect.

This is my time to put all the me into me and my little one and not into someone who doesn't deserve it.

With all that said know that I am not bitter but just wanted to vent...

not a star anymore

As if anybody gives a shit you crazy bitch. I am so over engourging myself on my pop culture everyday and having to read some cockamayme story on this beast.

So, you lost weight............. who cares?

So, you got married.......he's gay dumbass.

So, you're a lawyer.......then you'll have something fall back on.

So, you're leaving The View....................is that show still on????

Seriously, enough of you . You kinda scare me a little.

pregos

Umm...she does look nice. Britney would like to thank her stylist,

we're all stars

Another sign of the Apocolypse.

bombs

Yeah.....sometimes when clothes don't fit you just gotta make it work.....especially at a "charity" event for the movie "Just my Luck". Nice.

shock

My bestest friend forever (dont ever change) and I decided to make a video about "the shocker". Because we had drank a bit and thats about the only reason. Enjoy...

posts

Hey pals, I know my posts are a bit lame today and last night. I am going to post a bunch later..promise..come back later and see,ho. Come.. back... and see.

weiner

Look I'm not one to be rude....ehe hem....but Olivia looks like a spicy sausage in that thing..like those spicy red hot dog thingys.

dosie do, ho

When I see this picture I feel like "Cotton - eyed Joe" is gonna start up....

cornflakes

This shit is funny as hell.

My Space


Why is it that people just love to hurt people or have no respect for others on this thing? I think today is the day that I delete my account and rise above the drama and immaturity that MYspace brings out in people. Number one is it completely consumes people in that you check it all day on the half hour. Number two if you break up with someone, they have shit on there that they hope you see that will hurt you. Number three if you have any enemies, instead of saying shit to you to your face they will make a blog and call you everything in the book to hurt you. I have been privy to all of these things and have done them all as well. Which is why I am over it and am going to delete my account. I mean, didn't I graduate highschool....like years ago? And if you're my friend, then you know how to get in touch with me.... I don't need a comment to justify our friendship so that I "look popular" on the internet. It makes me literally nauseated when I see something that I don't need to. I wish I could block out the fucking page so I wasn't allowed to check anyone's or create another account if I miss it. It seriously has caused utter drama in my life and when I was with my other it caused insecurity and jealousy in both of us. Today I have made a decision and I am sticking to it. Peace the fuck out myspace......aka highschool.




Update: It has indeed been deleted..

in the bear

Um yeah.....for real now, is this really what is in style now....an old man vest with denim panties? SERIOUSLY?? I mean....dayamn (shakes head) ..... she's so little maybe thats all she could find in her son's toy box to wear...thank God for Build a Bear workshops. Somewhere in England there's a poor naked, violated teddy bear crying inside...

addition

+ =

Yep....

just because

que mas nada ho

This song is consuming me at the moment

toxic indeed

So I wasn't going to tap into Britney today but I quickly slapped my face and decided I should stick to making fun of her.......she obviously doesn't give a shit anymore.

I love that she has to keep saying that Kevin is a "man". I know I don't know the guy but impregnating women and leaving them does not a man make. Another thing is if you notice , which isn't hard to do, she looks like holy hell. For some reason, Britney didn't come with her publicist or anything and she insisted on doing her own hair and make-up. Hence the Sally's hair extentions. I mean her right eye lash comes off when she breaks down about the paparatzi. I just feel so bad for her. And what the shit is she wearing.......where is the self respect?

And heres a compilation of what she was before fucking Kevin...literally.....I can't tell you how over douchebags I am...

wow

mas

Ok so I'm as obsessed with the whole Brangelina thing as the next person but I have a couple of issues with the thinking that is going on. They just had a freaking baby.....and she's all ready for the next adoption? We all get it Angelina.....you're the NICEST person in the world. How are you gonna be able to give your time to all your children when you're too busy looking for more?

Shit, you wanna adopt somebody...... I'm open.

hades

I'd like to be the first to announce that the gates of hell have officially opened for 2006.

I mean, Janice Dickenson is showing off her fucking girdle.....do they still make that shit....girdles?

Drugs.....good times.

here

BE COOL MY BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although I can almost bet all of my 3 fans have given up hope and left me...I have decided to try again. I like blogging and maybe now I have more time for it. Lets play catch up shall we?

1. Mr. J and I are still happily together.
2. Mr. J graduates college in 6 days.....schooooooools out for evah!
3. I am addicted to myspace.
4. I am addicted to myspace.
5. I love school.
6. I miss making fun of celebrities.

With all that said. Let's begin.

poof

Um...I'm guessing she knows theres a huge hole in the front of her pants......oh wait....thats a key chain.

over

What the shit is he doing in public?! They need to give him a meal and some soap or something else....I mean who is Constantine gonna call? Seriously?

Dude, I think I'm more famous than he is....for real....rememeber this shit....?

im not sick

Alright my bitches....I have returned from what I can only say was Satan's idea of a bad cold. I can't tell you how bad it was. But hopefully it's behind me along with my ridiculous teacher who I call the Paper Pusher. Other than all that shit my life has gotten a whole lot better and clearer than ever. Mr. J and I have moved to a different level in our relationship and it is a wonderful feeling. I have a mini break before my next quarter and plan on cleaning like a crack head and blogging the shit out of some celebrities....so thank you for your patience and without further ado.....here we go....

MY pictures for some reason arent loading up.....so i need to look into that...sorry.

AND WE'RE BAAAAAACKKK!!!!!!

sick

OK, OK, so I dont want to hear how small and stupid my posts have been lately. I have had the virus from hell. It has whopped me for 7 days and counting, plus I have 2 finals to study for and 2 big projects to finish....I will be back to normal after this weekend just gimme a break. Thank you......btw I miss you too guys.

role model

This is definitely my favorite digital short....bar none

stick

My brother had sent this to me like a year or so ago and we we're talking about it tonight.....I think it's hilarious...I think the roles can be switched sometimes..