Sunday, December 25, 2005
Saturday, December 24, 2005
in the front
Just wanted to say....
Scarlet Johanssons' boobs are really big.
He knows what I'm sayin'.
random
Random useless facts for the day or maybe couple of days:
- More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
- The phrase 'rule of thumb' is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. - wow. well that was thoughful.
- The word samba means "to rub navels together". - cute
- Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them use to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
nice
Look what Santa brought me this year ..... a douche's website.
He's sooooo freaking cool ya'll.
Click the bitch.
If you're reading this Kevin Federline, here's something I wanted you to know......
You
Are
A
Complete
Douche
Bag....
That is all............ Merry Christmas.
Friday, December 23, 2005
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Monday, December 19, 2005
FREAKING ICE
Unfortunately, a tree fell on my house during an ice storm and I am without Internet access at home but will have it on shortly. I'm using my school's computer so the rants arent available. Sorry the delay....I know you all are feening without my shit but it will be over soon. :)
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
you talk too much
In Touch Weekly reports :"Partying with pals in Las Vegas during the week of Britney's 24th birthday, Kevin told a reporter that he has already consulted his lawyers and would demand a "$125 million" settlement if the marriage was to end.
"I don't like lawyers," the aspiring rapper said as he was leaving the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino on December 3.
"But in this situation, I have to get protection."
Kevin's even told friends that he's been advised that the prenuptial agreement he signed is "not worth the paper it is written on."
What a dumbass. I mean, keep running your mouth douchebag. And, what situation exactly are you in that you need protection Kevin Federline? Hmmmmmm? You are married to BRITNEY SPEARS and you go party instead of helping with your family. Yeah, definitley get some protection you f*cking loser.
I'm at the point now with the whole Britney and Kevin bullshit that I just don't give a damn if he takes all her money and leaves her anymore. She took him back and now he wins. He probably got her to buy him that new wife beater he's sportin'.
By the way I loove how is says "aspiring rapper". Yeah that's what he is, sure.
woo hoo
YAY! My second favorite reality show is coming back!!!!! I love Travis and Shanna. Meet the Barker's is awesome and I can't wait. Shanna is due any day now I hear. Hopefully this season they won't ignore Shanna's daughter from her ex fiance, Oscar de la Hoya, too much.
They are so hot together!!!!!! Meet the Barkers airs January 3, 2006 at 10:30 pm on MTV.
needy part 2
Click the purple sentence......for real.
Yeah, he's back at it. "Promoting his book".
My God, Dennis, look at you, look at you in all your glory.......... book must be selling like crazy huh? ..... oh, wait, what's that? It's NOT? ..... For real?..... Aww........ now I don't see how that is possible with all the brilliant promoting you've been doing.
Well, at least you still have your dignity.
Oooooohhh, wait again, you don't have that either. My bad bitch. My bad.
uuuh, yeah, uuuh, yeah
I was reading ohnotheydidnt.com and I know this is a late post but I really like this song and think that you should too. Adam Levine is probably my second hottest guy celebrity ever........bar none....... from his voice to his look to his style....damn. So nice. Great first name too. Anyways, back to the reason of my post, check out this video from him and a guy you might have heard of named Kanye West or as my mom calls him, Cayenne.
All you have to do is click the free account and then type in letters......no biggie. The guy who directed this video directed 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind'. Now you know.
Monday, December 12, 2005
i'm full
Dude...................
Ok, so Aretha Franklin, remember her; the great Aretha Franklin who sang Respect? Well, it seems like she's allergic to something in this picture.....she's all lumpy everywhere.........maybe it's food. Yeeeaah, maybe you're allergic to food Aretha. No. No. I think maybe you just eat too much....seriously, too much babe.
Jesus, I can see it now, "The great Aretha Franklin died today and had to be cut from her FREAKING couch. She was found grasping a Toblerone and a Big Gulp of Diet Coke, traces of barbecue sauce was found on what might be her elbow.......News at eleven."
im back
So.......how in the hell have you guys survived without me and my badass rants and opinions? You haven't, I am certain. I've been super busy with shit but I am back......you may exhale now. My weekend was fun. I played poker with my buddies and lost.....yeah, I couldn't believe it either. But, I had a great time anyways. I finally got to see my Mr. J and we had a blast as usual. My Christmas decorations are finally done and now it's time to do my shopping at hell....I mean the mall. Anyways, enough about me......back to the shit you come here for.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
blanco
Apparently there was nothing else clean to wear in the closet......the closet..........the ....yeah, you know.
whip
So, I'm rummaging through all the celebrity news today and come across news about Marilyn Manson and his new wife, Dita Von Teese. Now, I'm not the kinda of blogger who likes to stand up for celebrities.....as you may or may not have noticed............but today is different.
It is being said that Dita is being accused of marrying Mr. Darksided in order to heighten her career. Now, you may be asking yourself. "Who the shit is Dita Von Teese?"
She is a burlesque artist/fetish model and she looks like she just stepped out of the 1940s or 1950s. Dita, in my opinion, is badass and extremely hot in classic way like Bettie page.......and if you don't know who Bettie Page is then you need to.
Anyway, the point of this little rant is that people are saying that shit about her and insinuating that marrying Marilyn Manson would in some way boost a career.......think about that for a sec........if anything, she helped his name come back into the news.
i am the walrus
October 9, 1940 - December 8, 1980
" The more I see the less I know for sure" - John Lennon
Today marks the 25th anniversary of John Lennon's death.
"As Lennon walked past him, Chapman called out 'Mr. Lennon.' As Lennon turned, Chapman crouched into what witnesses called a 'combat' stance and fired five hollowpoint bullets. One bullet missed, but four bullets entered John's back and shoulder. One of the four bullets fatally pierced his aorta. Still, Lennon managed to stagger up six steps into the concierge booth where he collapsed, gasping 'I'm shot, I'm shot.'
Chapman stood there, holding his .38 Charter Arms revolver, which was pulled out of his hands and kicked away by Jose Perdomo who then asked 'What have you done, what have you done?', to which Chapman replied 'I just shot John Lennon.' Chapman then calmly took his coat off, placed it at his feet, took out a a copy of J.D. Salinger's novel, The Catcher in the Rye, and started reading."
santa legs...ru
This post is only for Mr. J.....everyone else just skip over it...he knows why......
ha ha Mr. J.......ha ha indeed
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
up in that shirt
Remember Tuesday from the Addams Family?
You know, Christina Ricci? Well the news about her is that she and her boyfriend Adam Goldberg have broken up.....Adam Goldberg is that guy from Friends who was the crazy roomate of Chandler for one episode....great episode.....still don't know who he is?.......ahhh google his ass....I don't care I'm just posting this for the picture of Christina.
Yeah.......exactly.
hot
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Monday, December 05, 2005
fed up
Ok.
So, is it just me or does it look like he hired all these poor people to come to a club and "hang out" with him in Vegas.
With the promise of free Red Bull and Grey Goose I might have.
You know, though, when the bill came he "couldn't find" his wallet or he left it in the car......oh oh....wait a minute...Brit took that shit away too.....AAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.
As in the name of the shit movie you were in for 3 minutes..........You got served......bitch.
Now remove the chain......because I am off it.
Sunday, December 04, 2005
fatdance
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.............
"Damn woman! I cant hold you up anymore."he says.
" But...... I just got on your lap." she says.
"Well, that's enough then." he says
It looks like she's shooting a sedative in his leg so he doesn't feel the pain then BAM! he's out.
needy
It looks like Don King had sex with a horse and yeah.............voila..
Damn dude.........
This is Dennis Rodman at his book signing at Hard Rock Cafe.
Do you guys smell that? sniff sniff.....what is that..........desperation you're wearing?
ha
Work and something that I've put off for a week is ruling my life but I will post tonight....I promise bitches....here's something that is kinda old but makes me laugh still...click the kitten.
Friday, December 02, 2005
dance bitch
If you have ever wanted to see a douchebag rap on stage....and I know I have....now's your chance. Rumor has it that hard core rapper Kevin Federline will be performing at the 2005 Billboard Awards, December 6 on FOX at 8/7 c.
Here's a sample of his dope rhymes:
"Back then, they call me K-fed. But you can call me Daddy instead"
Yeah......I dont think so bitch
Ten dollars says midway through his "rap" he'll keel over and start coughing due to his weak ass lungs.
Forbes Fictional 15
These are the richest fictional characters by Forbes Magazine
The List
Santa Claus
Oliver "Daddy" Warbucks
Richie Rich
Lex Luthor
C. Montgomery Burns
Scrooge McDuck
Jed Clampett
Bruce Wayne
Thurston Howell III
Willy Wonka
Arthur Bach
Ebenezer Scrooge
Lara Croft
Cruella De Vil
Lucius Malfoy
I thought it was cool......source.
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Thursday, December 01, 2005
booty
Click the picture to check out the trailer for the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
I can't wait.
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